Sunday, June 16, 2013

I may or may not be a wee bit intoxicated

so we were winning, WINNING I SAY, by like 176 to 3 at the half, THAT IS NOT A TYPO, ONE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY SIX TO THREE, but the track was really horrible because apparently when everyone showed up this morning the floor was FLOODED (see there's ice under them thar track and they put concrete slabs over it and then we put our sport court on that and usually it's okay but this time the ice melted and evaporated and went up and condensed and rained on the track) and it was crazy slippery and squeaky and whatnot so either the other team forfeited or the refs called it off I'm not really sure which so we only played one half and that really sucked but then there were rum and Diet Cokes and Cards Against Humanity and LIFETIME PRESENTS LUNCHABLES, THE STORY OF DEAD BABIES and there was a ref in a Godzilla costume and everything ended up okay.

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