Fear the Queen: This is my breakfast. YAY POTASSIUM

Cast of Characters

Queen Kicktoria - yours truly
Roy Underkill - my husband
Maverick - my son
Gnomeloaf - my older sister
Jeremy - my PT guy (early 2012)
Captainness Flashback - co-captain of my travel team (Late 2011)
Coach Superstar - former travel team coach, now teammate (early 2011)
Coach Ref - Former ref, now a coach.
Coach Dude - one of the home team coaches
Captainness Awesome - one of our co-captains this season (early 2011)
Also Awesome Captainness Awesome - the other co-captain (early 2011)
Apolo Anton OhHELLno - coach who is also a speedskater
(Former) Fearless Leader - past president of our league, now a teammate (early 2011)
The Queen Mum - my mother
Moby - the guy who signed me up for the gym
Kyle - trainer at the gym
Vinny - other trainer at the gym